All right. This is my Tumblr.
I like reading books and comics, sci-fi and fantasy, and history and political science.
Yo, do you if that’s your kink, but I am not gonna pretend like some pasty dude who looks like the associate manager at Costco swinging around a $10 belt isn’t hilarious to me.
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
This is why Ravenclaws need wingmen. So instead of having a designated driver, they have a designated riddle-answerer.
Send me your daddy doms and I will give them noogies and call them nerds.
you got a kink for domming daddy doms?
Spoiler alert I am a grandpa dom and I’ll make them come over to my one-story home and install my walk-in bathtub while telling them how much they disappoint me.
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA