All right. This is my Tumblr.
I like reading books and comics, sci-fi and fantasy, and history and political science.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
My dad, yelling at a chicken crossing the road
my sister when i mentioned people paying for more than one streaming service
me: how was your shopping trip?
dad: not good. i stood in front of a 'do not exit' door wondering why it wouldn't open
mom: i laughed callously
my mom’s old school is in a movie and she’s just yelling AHHHH every time she recognizes a place
"AHHHHH FLYING BUTTRESSES"
"AHHHHH GREEN DOOR"
"AHHHHH THE CHAPEL"
My sister telling me about her plans with her boyfriend
My dad was telling my sister how he and my mom went to an open house today and she opened the front door too wide and smashed the porch light and everyone was staring at her and she was really upset and needed a big hug
So my sister left to console my mom and my dad comes over and whispers ‘It was me; I did it’ and starts laughing as my mom yells ‘HE SAID WHAT?’
My dad lost track of his sentence so my mom finished it for him and he got this big doofy grin on his face and was like ‘Yes! That’s what I was going to say! We are so married!’ and it was really cute
“i don’t understand asexuality, it’s weird and it’s impossible for you not to be sexually attracted to somebody”
GEORGIE I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TO BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEBODY I’VE NEVER NOT BEEN ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE BEFORE SO I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF GENERALIZING THIS FEELING DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO JACK BLACK IS THAT WHAT THIS POST MEANS
OH NO I’VE BEEN FOUND OUT OH GOD THE SHAAAAAME